When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
(Source: vaspim2k13)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
